Shaving every day is for women and for those men who have to go to work.
At the moment I’m neither, so shaving happens when either my face gets too itchy or there’s the prospect of some good lovin’ (or bad lovin’ (oh hell, or any kind of lovin’ at all, I’m not fussy)).
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I can’t stand electric shavers. It’s like trying to remove hair using sandpaper, and wouldn’t you know it… I’ve got sensitive skin! Don’t laugh! It’s a serious problem!
If you don’t believe me, go find an area of sensitive skin on your own body – maybe your butt cheeks? – and give the skin a good old rub down with some wire wool.
It’s close to being the same thing I feel when shaving my face with an electric shaver.
Not that I’ve ever rubbed my butt cheeks with wire wool.
And this doesn’t mean you can call me Ass-Face either.
Wet shaving with a safety razor is the way to go.
So shaving only when my beard starts to itch my face or there’s a chance of some rumpy-pumpy… how often do I shave?
About once a week.
That’s how long it takes for my face to get itchy.
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